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I have no idea what I’m doing planning this baby shower. I knew what I was doing with her...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:50:11 -0400

I have no idea what I’m doing planning this baby shower.

I knew what I was doing with her wedding… I think it gave a false impression of my abilities.

Being sweaty feels awesome and gross at the same time.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:59 -0400

Being sweaty feels awesome and gross at the same time.

John Dies at the End

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:14 -0400

John Dies at the End

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:14 -0400

Eek! I want someone to do this with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:06:26 -0400

Eek! I want someone to do this with me!

http://www.colormerad.com/racemap.i

Color Me Rad Columbia will take place on September 28th, 2013 at the Colonial Life Arena and a portion of the proceeds benefit Happy Wheels.

The Color Bombs start flying at 8am with waves of runners getting plastered with paint every few minutes after. You’ll end up looking like a kindergarten art class gone wrong… but the Art of Running will make you feel oh so right.

astro-stoner: shityo: morefunthanbeingsad: physicsphysics: An...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:23:38 -0400

astro-stoner:

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up

Around the center of the Milky Way, which is heading towards the Andromeda Galaxy. And our whole Local Group is moving towards the Virgo Cluster.

But we’ll never actually reach the Virgo Cluster because space is expanding between us and them faster than we’re moving towards it.

Motherfucking science.

archiemcphee: These awesome photos, in which rolling waves...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:34:07 -0400

archiemcphee:

These awesome photos, in which rolling waves appear to be both perfectly frozen in time and miraculously made solid, are the work of French photographer Pierre Carreau.

Carreau “shoots waves with a variety of high speed cameras using various macro and wide angle lenses, capturing water shapes that appear more sculptural than liquid.”

Visit his Pierre Carreau’s website to view many more examples of his amazing work. He also offers prints of some of his images via Clic Gallery.

[via Colossal]

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:25:16 -0400

Going to Carter’s graduation events has made me feel...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:09:03 -0400

Going to Carter’s graduation events has made me feel nostalgic, especially since I graduated from the same high school.

I by no means miss high school, those people didn’t like me… But I really miss dancing.

Look at my waist and my bum in the third picture down on the left! I used to be cute! Dang. Wish I’d realized it back then.

Going to Carter’s graduation events has made me feel...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:48:25 -0400

Going to Carter’s graduation events has made me feel nostalgic, especially since I graduated from the same high school.

I by no means miss high school, those people didn’t like me… But I really miss this guy.

It doesn’t seem like that long ago that Carter and I were...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:48:09 -0400

It doesn’t seem like that long ago that Carter and I were kids.

Ok, I’m getting old… But he should still be that tiny, curly-headed kid.

I love his face there. Priceless.

Rain is appropriate for how I’m feeling today. Now if I could just get away from all these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:51:12 -0400

Rain is appropriate for how I’m feeling today.

Now if I could just get away from all these churches to go home and sulk to myself in private…

Yep.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:40:47 -0400

Still hate church.

I really want to do kick boxing. I don’t really want to kick box another human being. I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:12:18 -0400

I really want to do kick boxing.

I don’t really want to kick box another human being.

I don’t want to be kick boxed upon.

I want to, you know, do kick box training.

Desperately.

I CANNOT find a place that does straight kick boxing and not stupid turbo kick.

Ok, I found one place, but it looks as though they murder each other there and I don’t really feel up to being murdered.

Someone come teach me how to kick box!

Billy Corgan is a strange lookin’ guy.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:38:41 -0400

Billy Corgan is a strange lookin’ guy.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:37:26 -0400

ryanespiritu: Too Late Too Far

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:18:32 -0400

ryanespiritu:

Too Late Too Far

No, seriously... I have to go to church in the morning.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:10:21 -0400

My grandparents church is recognizing my cousin since he’s graduating.

I’m going for him.

…then I’m having lunch at the church.

Then at 5:30 tomorrow evening I’m going to a different church for his baccalaureate.

I’m probably going to be having a massive panic attack in about 7 hours.

Shoot me nowwwwwww.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:05:23 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:53:52 -0400