I really want to do kick boxing.
I don’t really want to kick box another human being.
I don’t want to be kick boxed upon.
I want to, you know, do kick box training.
I CANNOT find a place that does straight kick boxing and not stupid turbo kick.
Ok, I found one place, but it looks as though they murder each other there and I don’t really feel up to being murdered.
Someone come teach me how to kick box!