jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist...also apparently a professional student. i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, reading, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Aug 26

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via j-moriarty)


darklittlefaun:

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

Oh

darklittlefaun:

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

Oh

(via lilacsp)


Aug 25

Sinus infections you can kiss my ass.

Fuck.


tsuki-nekota:

someone-actually:

ashwrites:

Head Bitch in Charge, right here.

omg

SNAP

(via dosed-by-you)


fast-and-fit:

oteekah:

I feel like a lil monkey

ahhh ahhh ahh you two are so cute!

fast-and-fit:

oteekah:

I feel like a lil monkey

ahhh ahhh ahh you two are so cute!

(via my-trainer-tiffany)


This ice bucket challenge or whatever has led many people I went to high school with to post videos of themselves.

Some of these people I even went to kindergarten with. Small private school so we had ALL the same classes. We had 24 people in my graduating class, ok? 9 of us had been there since 4K together.

I graduated in 2005. And these videos come up now and I find myself wondering if these people ALWAYS sounded like that. It’s so surreal.

Honestly.

How often do you think about the sound of someone’s voice? I spent the majority of my youth with these people and I CANNOT recognize their voices 9 years later.

Strange.


tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via styleyourbody)


Aug 24

(via actuallygrey)


sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

image

(via missykays)


Aug 23
My entire life in a nutshell.

My entire life in a nutshell.


thetravman:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

THIS POST WINS THE INTERNET

(via ellietheasexylibrarian)


Anonymous said: Ugh you're so beautiful.. You remind me so much of Andrea russett (that's a compliment)

D’awwww, thanks person that’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all day!

Granted, it’s not even 8AM yet. But, still… Probably gonna be the nicest thing I hear all day.


Dive bar bathroom selfies forever.
Hail Satan and Drink Cofffee

Dive bar bathroom selfies forever.
Hail Satan and Drink Cofffee


Aug 22

Also, was trying on interview outfits the other day. 

Do I look like a real adult, yet?

Also, was trying on interview outfits the other day.

Do I look like a real adult, yet?