i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist...also apparently a professional student. i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, reading, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.
That moment when you’re holding a cup of coffee between your legs as you drive…
then you go over a railroad track and get coffee on your crotch.
Side note: crotch is a terrible word.