jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist and i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Jul 26
ericvictorino:

You’re not a pilot ‘til you fly, you’re not a fighter ‘til you fight, you’re not alive until you dare to chase a dream.

ericvictorino:

You’re not a pilot ‘til you fly, you’re not a fighter ‘til you fight, you’re not alive until you dare to chase a dream.


Just because I actually felt pretty today… and I’m really happy to be home right now.

Cuddles with my furry babies and Place Beyond the Pines on the TV.

Just because I actually felt pretty today… and I’m really happy to be home right now.

Cuddles with my furry babies and Place Beyond the Pines on the TV.


Jul 25
I don’t know how to be a ghost. I don’t know how to be a spirit. I don’t know how to float.

I don’t know how to be a ghost. I don’t know how to be a spirit. I don’t know how to float.


No make up to full makeup.

And a waste of a perfectly cute outfit. Going no where but work tonight… hooray.

No make up to full makeup.

And a waste of a perfectly cute outfit. Going no where but work tonight… hooray.


(via anniecallen)


I’m aware it’s tiny…but as if I couldn’t possibly love #Elliphant anymore…I come across this.

I’m aware it’s tiny…but as if I couldn’t possibly love #Elliphant anymore…I come across this.


You’re gonna push your luck. Tell me you’ve had enough. I’m taking off these gloves, get down and lick the dust.

Wanna piece of this? Cherry pie, what you gonna make of this? One minute in the back seat you hit the switch. I’m a predator. Rapture. I am killin it.

Got you sweating from the heart, baby, night and day. I’m a punch to your gut and take your breath away. Love drunk in a craze when you get a taste. I’m an earthquake, feel my rage till I get my way.

Like a drug, come on, gotta get your fix. Eat your heart out then seal it with a kiss. Aim high, pull the trigger till I get a hit. I’m a predator. Rapture. I am killin it.



Jul 24
#tbt #throwback #throwbackthursday My first 5K with the amazing Miss @lauramcbryde ❤️❤️❤️

#tbt #throwback #throwbackthursday My first 5K with the amazing Miss @lauramcbryde ❤️❤️❤️


#tbt #throwbackthursday 2004 💓

#tbt #throwbackthursday 2004 💓


damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

(via ellietheasexylibrarian)



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Jul 23

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(via anniecallen)


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