jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist and i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Apr 20
“But if the universe were only 6,500 years old, how could we see the light of anything more distant than the Crab Nebula? We couldn’t. There wouldn’t have been enough time for the light to get to Earth from anywhere farther away than 6,500 light years in any direction. That’s just enough time for light to travel a tiny portion of our Milky Way Galaxy… To believe in a universe as young as 6 or 7 thousand years old, is to extinguish the light of most of the galaxy.” Cosmos w/ Neil deGrasse Tyson (via divineirony)

(via thevalidfallacy)


natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

(via lilacsp)


Playing and over editing.

Hail Satan and Drink Coffee.

Favorite.

Playing and over editing.

Hail Satan and Drink Coffee.

Favorite.



❤️

❤️


Apr 19
And when I tried it I could see you fall. And I decided It’s not a trip at all. You taught it to me too, exactly what you do, and now you love me too

And when I tried it I could see you fall. And I decided It’s not a trip at all. You taught it to me too, exactly what you do, and now you love me too


Apr 18




This guy has been my best friend for 15+ years. Almost two years ago he married an evil, crazy witch. She proved her psycho-ness and now I get to have my friend back full time and I’m pretty stoked on it. He’s totally gonna be able to come to my wedding, which was so important to me but I was convinced it wasn’t going to happen.

One of these days he’s gonna listen to me about women. I mean, I happen to be one… but what do I know?

This guy has been my best friend for 15+ years. Almost two years ago he married an evil, crazy witch. She proved her psycho-ness and now I get to have my friend back full time and I’m pretty stoked on it. He’s totally gonna be able to come to my wedding, which was so important to me but I was convinced it wasn’t going to happen.

One of these days he’s gonna listen to me about women. I mean, I happen to be one… but what do I know?


#flashbackfriday That time I went to hear Richard Dawkins lecture in 2008 and I got some books signed. #nobiggie #jk #RICHARDDAWKINS #diedalittle #thanksmom for snapping a picture of this moment

#flashbackfriday That time I went to hear Richard Dawkins lecture in 2008 and I got some books signed. #nobiggie #jk #RICHARDDAWKINS #diedalittle #thanksmom for snapping a picture of this moment


#flashbackfriday that time we went to NJ and I drove @daytoncantley insane with pictures in 2007 (I think)

#flashbackfriday that time we went to NJ and I drove @daytoncantley insane with pictures in 2007 (I think)


I keep missing #tbt so I’m gonna do some #flashbackfriday — me and @denise_eliz 2009ish… Starting to think I should rock dark hair and bangs again. That barely even looks like me.

I keep missing #tbt so I’m gonna do some #flashbackfriday — me and @denise_eliz 2009ish… Starting to think I should rock dark hair and bangs again. That barely even looks like me.


This was my 21st birthday. 

wtf happened to me?

I wanna be cute again so bad I can taste it. Ugh. I’m getting olllllld.

This was my 21st birthday.

wtf happened to me?

I wanna be cute again so bad I can taste it. Ugh. I’m getting olllllld.