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Um, my wedding dress already came in.
I was told the estimated arrival date would be in mid-May.
But it’s in!
I get to pick it up tomorrow with my veil and another secret accessory.
Beyond excited! It’s going to be so hard waiting 10 more months to wear it all.
Now, I need someone to follow me around for a few months shoving apples in my face and knocking donuts out of my hand. Anyone up for the challenge??
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
There are few things in life more exhausting than listening to a band practice and write new material in your home when you aren’t in said band and it’s making your dogs go crazy and you’re sick.
Check bridesmaids “bouquets” off my list.
Can I get a hell yes?
The plan is to get up right now, brew some green tea, bake Dayton’s lemon cake, fill 30 balloons and blow them up, arrange 30 cheesy poster boards and THEN get what rest I can.
That’s the plan.
However… It’s so toasty and warm underneath this blanket…
Come onnnnn motivation.
It’s only 3AM. Self, we’ve got this.
I am not Wonder Woman.
Why am I incapable of planning my life accordingly?