jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist and i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Jul 25

You’re gonna push your luck. Tell me you’ve had enough. I’m taking off these gloves, get down and lick the dust.

Wanna piece of this? Cherry pie, what you gonna make of this? One minute in the back seat you hit the switch. I’m a predator. Rapture. I am killin it.

Got you sweating from the heart, baby, night and day. I’m a punch to your gut and take your breath away. Love drunk in a craze when you get a taste. I’m an earthquake, feel my rage till I get my way.

Like a drug, come on, gotta get your fix. Eat your heart out then seal it with a kiss. Aim high, pull the trigger till I get a hit. I’m a predator. Rapture. I am killin it.



Jul 24
#tbt #throwback #throwbackthursday My first 5K with the amazing Miss @lauramcbryde ❤️❤️❤️

#tbt #throwback #throwbackthursday My first 5K with the amazing Miss @lauramcbryde ❤️❤️❤️


#tbt #throwbackthursday 2004 💓

#tbt #throwbackthursday 2004 💓


damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

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Jul 23

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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What am I missing?

I mean, I get it…Haley Whatshername is hot. She is. Not even gonna try to dispute that.

…seriously though, what’s the big deal about Paramore?



hudsonsbluff:

Amélie (2001)

hudsonsbluff:

Amélie (2001)


"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." - Amelie (2001)


Why, why, why do sentences spoken in French sound like one giant word to me?

Except like every tenth actual word. I can catch, like, one out of every ten or so words.

Fuckin hell.



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