jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist...also apparently a professional student. i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, reading, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Sep 15
#latergram Just because it drives Dayton insane when I start wearing #scarves this time of year. #isitfallyet?

#latergram Just because it drives Dayton insane when I start wearing #scarves this time of year. #isitfallyet?


That moment when you’re holding a cup of coffee between your legs as you drive…

then you go over a railroad track and get coffee on your crotch.


Side note: crotch is a terrible word.


asylum-art:

Cao Hui. Visual Temperature - Sofa, 2008. Mixed material of resin, fibre, etc, 98 x 106 x 108 cm.

(via asylum-art)


Sep 14
Feels fantastic outside right now

Feels fantastic outside right now


Sep 13

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

(via ellietheasexylibrarian)


wickedclothes:

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen bandages are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays.Currently on sale for just $5.59 at Amazon!

I need these in my life.



#mygirls ❤️

#mygirls ❤️


sixpenceee:

Burned Out by Urs Fischer (Website)

sixpenceee:

Burned Out by Urs Fischer (Website)

(via veggietrain)





Sep 12
Today my prof brought in a #firstedition of a #SirWalterRaleigh book and it was absolutely breathtaking. He allowed me to hold it and gently open the pages.

Today my prof brought in a #firstedition of a #SirWalterRaleigh book and it was absolutely breathtaking. He allowed me to hold it and gently open the pages.


Sep 11

Holy shit, dude.

As if I needed any reassurance that going back to college to teach high school students rather than the lower grades was the right choice for me…

I just taught a dance class of about 10 second/third-ish graders and within 45 minutes I’ve nearly lost my voice. I love my dance girls, but shit.

High school students are assholes but at least it isn’t like that.


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