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Is it weird or just really girly that I watch the episode of New Girl when Nick first kisses Jess repeatedly?
That kiss is super hot.
Dayton’s mom wants us to go to family day at her church on Sunday.
Even IF I did want to go to church… it definitely would NOT be that one.
when the cop pulls you over
for driving in the HOV lane,
because, he claims,
“There is no passenger in the passenger seat”
say, “God is my copilot. I REFUSE
to be punished for your heathen inability
to see the Lord EVERYWHERE”
Don’t say that.