jess

i'm a professional stylist and makeup artist and i'm into coffee, coffee, coffee, movies, sweets, animals, atheism, pizza, tattoos, dancing, yoga, exercise, france... and coffee.

Jul 27

(via tiffdoeslife)


nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

(via honey-im-fabulous)


shadowkira:

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

Me, but with Swiss Rolls.

-Alix

(via ellietheasexylibrarian)


Obligatory dive bar bathroom selfie from last night.

Obligatory dive bar bathroom selfie from last night.


Jul 26
Messages like this make me incredibly happy ❤️ 

Yes, I hashtagged a text message.

Messages like this make me incredibly happy ❤️

Yes, I hashtagged a text message.


allthingseurope:

Saint-Jean-de-Cole, France (by TheRevSteve)

allthingseurope:

Saint-Jean-de-Cole, France (by TheRevSteve)


Every Tumblr user ever

  • Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
  • Me now: How do I stop using this thing

thehowlingwolf:

angryfacemeowmers:

kneehighsthickthighs:

backyardgoldmine:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

I feel really bad for her. Especially when you look at the reasons. One of them is because she still felt tender from the day before. Like you’re hurting her but you’re going to blame her. He doesn’t seem mature enough to have sex. 

fuck dudes

when will men understand that a) most women have a really hard time getting turned on when they feel unattractive b) the demand to maintain a constant level of attractiveness at all times is exhausting? “didn’t shower until next morning” wow like maybe she wanted to just chill and feel like a trash bag for 8 hours 

Wow I hope she divorces his ass! She deserves so much better than them. NEVER EVER EVER make someone feel guilty for not wanting to have sex with you!!!!!! What a fucking creep!

thehowlingwolf:

angryfacemeowmers:

kneehighsthickthighs:

backyardgoldmine:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

I feel really bad for her. Especially when you look at the reasons. One of them is because she still felt tender from the day before. Like you’re hurting her but you’re going to blame her. He doesn’t seem mature enough to have sex. 

fuck dudes

when will men understand that a) most women have a really hard time getting turned on when they feel unattractive b) the demand to maintain a constant level of attractiveness at all times is exhausting? “didn’t shower until next morning” wow like maybe she wanted to just chill and feel like a trash bag for 8 hours 

Wow I hope she divorces his ass! She deserves so much better than them. NEVER EVER EVER make someone feel guilty for not wanting to have sex with you!!!!!! What a fucking creep!

(via taconado)





ericvictorino:

I’ve always hoped for a toontown death.

❤️

ericvictorino:

I’ve always hoped for a toontown death.

❤️


ericvictorino:

You’re not a pilot ‘til you fly, you’re not a fighter ‘til you fight, you’re not alive until you dare to chase a dream.

ericvictorino:

You’re not a pilot ‘til you fly, you’re not a fighter ‘til you fight, you’re not alive until you dare to chase a dream.


Just because I actually felt pretty today… and I’m really happy to be home right now.

Cuddles with my furry babies and Place Beyond the Pines on the TV.

Just because I actually felt pretty today… and I’m really happy to be home right now.

Cuddles with my furry babies and Place Beyond the Pines on the TV.


Jul 25
I don’t know how to be a ghost. I don’t know how to be a spirit. I don’t know how to float.

I don’t know how to be a ghost. I don’t know how to be a spirit. I don’t know how to float.


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